This site is hysterical! Don't let the haters get you down! If they can't take a joke then they obviously shouldn't be reading this site. They should just hop into a time machine go hang out with Judy Garland the night she lost the Oscar.

Asked by: Anonymous

That wouldn’t be possible. She had just pushed a baby out of her vagina not that long before the ceremony so I would probably hangout with Grace Kelly and properly instruct her how to invite a man like Brando to take a gander at her vagina. ┬áSomeone has to remind her to get the butter.

  1. oldhollywoodfacts posted this